JA to the YV
Hey ya'll, I'm Joel, (a.k.a. Skanky J, Joël, Ghetto Whore, _J_ö_L_) and I'm a good friend to many. -adjusts halo on head- and it is here that I post all (well, most) of charismatic thoughts, opinions, self-happenings and such with all those who just happen to find their way onto this orange page. even if it's the most pointless entry, feel 110% free to leave a shout out, I love to see them. so that's that, and I do hope you enjoy my entries. Your friend, Joel

Saturday, January 25

<joel>  well! -sigh- Friday night. I got back from (oh wonder, oh joy) Ju-Jutsu not long ago, something I wouldn't normally do... If it weren't for the fa-reakin' Belt Test, which I'm starting to freak about. why? because there's, oh, I don't know... approx. a BILLION things to know that I am oblivious to!!! oh good Lord, and here I am trying to trip Sarah, and all she can do is ponder & laugh @ my stupidity. -shrugs- ah, well. Women: ya need 'em, can't live without 'em, they may spread rumours, but when you're down... they'll either laugh at you or help you up. most of the time it's choice number two, unless it's that time of the month... ahhh!!! run, damnit, run! lol... ah ha ha, good times. I don't know if I just flattered girls, offended, or both. I'll let the Shout Out determine that. lol! ah, good times, good times. anywho, lately I've found my niche in phony voice recording, when I do really funny voice recordings of the people in my life, and they come out marvelously. I'd be more then happy to make one for you, so let me know! anyways, until later, las amigos!

Hamtaro the hamster...,
Is on pot. :-S


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Friday, January 24

<joel>  greetings! it's a very nice and comfortable Friday morning indeed, and I sit here nicely pampered. that's right, I'm on vacation!! whoo, hoo. em, I heard something else about Darkness Falls... -shivers in boots- (I'm not wearing boots) it's supposedly scarier then 'The Ring,' as quoted by some brave and noble critics. oh, God. that's just not right. my mom told me this, saying "You know that movie you're going to see with those friends of yours... uh, isn't it called 'Falling Down?' anyways, I heard from some critics that it's scarier then 'The Lord of the Rings' or whatever scary movie you saw." -sigh- but, that's mom for ya. tonight is Ju-Jutsu, and now that I have exams out of the way, I have to start seriously considering my Belt Test, because I really haven't given a second thought about it, and there is a lot of stuff to know required to get my next belt, and it's grueling. fortunately, it won't be as long as last time. last time, it was in mid-June, at the Carleton Community Center, (in the heart of the west side) and it went from 10:00AM to 6:00PM. during this time, we weren't allowed any bathroom breaks, food breaks, water breaks, or any PHYSICAL break in general! if we weren't doing our required activities, we had to do sit-ups, jumping jacks, do a sitting position against the wall (ouchie on the knees) and lots of other fun-filled stuff like that. oh, fun. oh, well - the good thing is that I can always hurt Thomas with fun & pride. thank you, Ju-Jutsu!

Hie-YA!,
Going for orange stripe. :-O



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<joel>  well!!!! Thursday afternoon - at home - eating lunch - on a sunny day!! how cool! I got back from my (yes, on a thursday afternoon) run not too long ago. I guess I started out too fast, because I got a hulluva side stitch. soon enough I was scuttling along Manawagonish like a scared old person running away from a rabid herd of cows, looking like the hugest retard of this face of the EARTH!!! ah, well. at least it was excersize. :-D so anyways, Math exam today!!! and I wouldn't normally be so excited about -shudder- Math, but I don't think that I burned & crashed! I think I... I... actually might have done well in Math!!!! wowzaz, I need a glass o' watah!! damn.... gotta stop quoting Missy... lol, so anyways, I have a very very positive weekend it the works. today is going to be all ultra-lazing, and tommorrow'll be fun. I'm going to Alicia's tommorrow, and that night I'm going to Ju-Jutsu. yé! then Saturday is also going to be wonderful, because I'll be going for another ultra-healthy run!! then Saturday night is Darkness Falls... (oh ho ho) and the people who are probably coming as of yet are JF, Amanda, Alicia, Mariel, Christie & her friend Nicole. (I haven't met Christie nor Nicole as of yet! ayoye!) anyways, that's all from me!!!

Hum...,
Good Weekend 4 Sure.

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Tuesday, January 21

<joel>  oh, look! exam morning. well - it's French, so there's nothing I can honestly study for. oh well. what's new, what's new. well, top story... well, let's just say Stephanie and I are definately not friends anymore. I don't talk to her, she doesn't talk to me, I don't talk about her, she doesn't talk about me - that's it, that's all. she's a good kid, but... she - I don't know, I know a lot of people think I'm a mega-ass, but she was explaining how much I ressembled her gay brother at his stage in life. Well, feck!!!! I'm Joel Arthur Yvon Vautour for your freakin' information, and yes, I am straight! you see, Milledgeville North was a hellhole for me, that's why this issue is so... sensitive, and important. I can't believe she would say that, and I'm done with this. screw it. in other news, the end of the week is shaping up to me mah-velous (after the exams, of course.) on Friday, in the morning, I have un-limited, I repeat: un-limited computer time! then, later that day, we're probably going to hang out at Alicia's, something I have not done in a long time. :-( oh, well! then the next day, Darkness Falls!!! a possible list of people right about now: Alicia, Mariel, Amanda, JF, Christie, and maybe her friend. oh, and me!! :-D anyways, that's all from me. let's.. ah, go have fun at Exams!!!

Whoo...,
Hoo. Exams.



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Monday, January 20

<joel>  ah, Sunday morning. chruch-less, nontheless, too. ah, well. too bad. hmm... let's see - well, last night. last night I did some studying for Géo, and then I mosied on downstairs with my parents to watch 'Signs'. halfway through the movie, my mom noticed that it was past 9:30, the time Tom said he'd be back from his friend's house. so, my mom got more and more worried all throughout the movie, and it made it unpleasant for everyone sitting on the couch. at 10:20, my mom ordered me to go press *69 on the kitchen telemophone. I got a number, called, and asked for Thomas. he was there. I called out "Yep! He's there!" What happened next was very, VERY wrong. my mom went into ultra-biatch mode, and told that Thomas off like there was NO tommorrow. she ordered him to walk home in -26 degree celcius weather, which would be a touch ouchie. when she realised how inhumane that was, she told my dad to call back a few minutes later. he asked, "where's the number?" I pointed it out on our scribble sheet beside the telephone, and he gasped. I mean, literally gasped. Thomas was not where we thought he was. he was at an apparantly at some other person's house... and my dad was traumatised. for some reason, he nearly cried, and he showed mom the number. she freaked, as well. they still won't tell me who it was, but all I can say is Thomas is whipped!!! like, really really really whipped, he's grounded from a few things, now. poor kid - kind of. he should get some responsability in him, anyways. I went for a run this morning... my worst run ever. for starters, it was not, for the first time not sub-30 minutes. my time was 31:01. this was because of the retarded running conditions, with all those Handi Busses - no, lol, how mean of me, actually it was all icy and snowy, and I had a very very ouchee side stitch. that made me stop a few times, and that was pretty crappy if I do say so myself. anywhos, that's all from my brain, until later!

Let's Go Study...,
Hoorah!

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Sunday, January 19

<joel>  wellllllie wellie wellie. Saturday afternoon. what's been new with me. well, yesterday I went from school to JF's house, and it was a fun time. we studied, watched a movie, talked, surfed the Internet, fun stuff like that. I'm very happy to be home.. I dunno, a certain time with a certain person can be nice, but it can get annoying - so it's good to get away and finally be home. yes, I have studying to do, my main concerns are Gée & Math, because there's frankly not that much to study for with French. blah. my self-esteem is down again... I ate way to f*cking much, I must down it and hussle my ass into shape. but it's not the best time to take that resolution before exams... and plus, the 31st will be a BIG-ass workout for me anyways. God.. anyways, that's from my point of view, maybe not yours. the reality is, I'm 6"1 and growing... so I mean, at least I'm slim, and will continue to be so, for probably all of my life. that's the truth... and although I am happy with it, I still feel icky because I ate too much... ah, me and my whining. lol!

...I hate posers,
IndiVidual

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