JA to the YV
Hey ya'll, I'm Joel, (a.k.a. Skanky J, Joël, Ghetto Whore, _J_ö_L_) and I'm a good friend to many. -adjusts halo on head- and it is here that I post all (well, most) of charismatic thoughts, opinions, self-happenings and such with all those who just happen to find their way onto this orange page. even if it's the most pointless entry, feel 110% free to leave a shout out, I love to see them. so that's that, and I do hope you enjoy my entries. Your friend, Joel

Saturday, January 11

<joel>  ah, Saturday morning. a very refreshing morning, at that. I just got back from my run... well, a little while ago. it was hard because I haven't been in a little over a week, it was difficult, but I always manage to get it all down under 30 minutes!!! (oh yeah oh yeah) lol so anyways, last night turned out to be... different. I got home, and called Alicia a.s.a.p. to know weather she spoke to 'Jesus' as of yet... as I got a hold of her, apparantly she didn't have the time. :-( so that was a total downer... I'm completely and utterly tired of being single. it's like an epidemic. ugh!!!! anywho, so then I willowed in self pity for a little while, then called Mariel and we went out for a nice little walk here and there, followed by a nice little visit to chez Alicia. I don't think she was disturbed to see Mariel there, it was a bit of a catch-up for the two... (and some mustard! ah ha ha) so it was a bit dull, so I amused myself by watching pretty shiny lights in her chandelier and I entertained Sammy for a little while, I think the pup finally likes me! that's good news, 'cause he's a great pup. I want to plan a social activity for ce soir! it'll be peachy keen, really. maybe a movie? but which one... -shrugs- I also have to do some shopping, I'll be trying out the marvelous results of Neutrogena on Joelie, because Clearasil ain't doin' too much for me. oh! and I'm going to get some Fructis, I've always wanted to try that stuff... and if that doesn't tickle ma fancy I'll go venturing elsewhere in the world of hair care, or go back to my lovely Outrageous. but enough babbling from me, I'm just happy. buhhh bye!

Happy... Finally?,
:-) For The Moment :-)


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Friday, January 10

<joel>  hum dee dum. blah, it's Friday, and nothing much is really going on. Last night, I gave 4 different people advice... including poor Jen, who's been very depressed lately because of Mitchell, who is definately being a jerk. -shrugs- and then Alicia... after trying to reach her for the longest time, she answers and says that she hasn't talked to Katie yet... ah, well, more suspense n' stress for me. then we broke down this HUGE dillema of guys with her... she had 3 different guys that she was interested in, and didn't know which one to chose. in the end however, I told her to choose Josh, because I could tell in her tone of voice that she really really liked him sincerely, and I told her she had to go for him, because it was the right choice. ah, k. anywho, in conclusion, I hope that Steph can calm down, I appreciate her, but check out her Shout Outs! it's terrible...

I want to know!,
Joelie... Alone.


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Thursday, January 9

<joel>  oh my. what an odd past 48 hours. well, my top story is I was talking to Alicia yesterday... and she saw 'Jesus' kissing a guy. devistastion... but Alicia says she will try to find a 'way.' I don't know how to feel about this. I really don't - but I do feel depressed. which I don't need. Alicia says that she can help, but I dunno. God... anywho, not much snow in the forecast, and that's a good thing. school is decent, I know my exam schedule, (the 21st - 23rd) and my belt test is on the 31st. so, NO pressure whatshowever!!! oh, boy. :-) *cough.* em, what else - Danielle and I were talking and math yesterday, and we were talking about Cookie Monster and how Danielle idolised him so much to the point that she'd eat cookies in the same amount (and the same speed) as him, therefore she'd throw up - I then had a mental picture of Cookie Monster's E-True Hollywood Story, and his severe bolemia. I saw him vomiting in front of a toilet, saying 'Me no beautiful! Me so ugly!' and I'm sorry for all you bolemics out there, but I found that HILARIOUS!!! anyways... that's all I have the time for right now.

Until Latah...,
Why Why Why???????


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Tuesday, January 7

<joel>  ayoye - hmm, OK, well I last updated on Saturday morning, and things have passed since. euh, well, I've been booted off the computer for a week for barging down a part of my parents door out of rage because Thomas was being (or is) an ass. blech. em, Sunday afternoon, Alicia and I went for another huge journey, but not before I shoveled a CRAPLOAD (I repeat, a crapload) of snow off of our driveway... no doubt that I'll be needing a chiropractor anytime now... ooch... so then, it was Monday morning. getting on the bus (which was laaate), I thought we'd go faster to recompense for it... but no. no, we were stuck in traffic for an hour and a half before getting there. from Jim Bum's to Barnhill, it took us a half an hour (which is AOK normal) and then another 45 minutes or so on Douglas avenue, when a bus T-boned in the middle of the road due to slippery conditions, which is also 100% agreeable. upon getting to school, I'd already missed theatah, so I was screwed for that... the rest of the day consisted of me trying to come to grip my former daily school routine, what with the actual understanding of the formulas, grammar, study habits, etc. (and such.) so, that's that, until... later!

Runner Up,
_J_


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Sunday, January 5

<joel>  ayoye - snow snow snow!!!!! well, not really THAT heavy, but you know - I was the one to go shovel it away for 20 minutes or so... but due to the continuous downfall, it's probably all covered up to the equivalent anyways. *verifies* yes, yes it is. shit. anywho, last night I went out to go see 'Gangs of New York' with Alicia. it was... to say the least, very very epic with lots of battles and gypsy whores. afterwards, (major guilt trip, by the way,) I got a baked potatah @ Wendy's, WITH bacon & "cheese.***" (***: It's not really cheese, it's what they scape off of the bottom of the deep frier. gratifying info & guilt trip courtesy of Alicia.) so then I came home, and lo a behold Tom (I knew this earlier, but what the hey) and his retarded friend were watching 'The Shining' (I read that...) followed by the Oscar-winning, Academy Award winning, Golden Globe winning, Cannes film festival winning, Freddy Got Fingered. *COUGHITY COUGH COUGH.* so I went to bed. then, when the movie was over at 12:30 or so, they came upstairs and had themselves a ball. noisily. I had to ask them not once, not twice, not three times but FOUR times to shut the HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!! but did they listen? uh, no. so I went back to bed, and partly because of exhaustion, partly because I have to protect my privacy CONSTANTLY from my two siblings and their very gay friends, I (To fill you in: Yesterday, Tom's friend asked if I had any cologne. I had yes, and I showed him my Happy. He took one spritz (suddenly) and then THOMAS takes the bottle and spritzes it around like a god-damn AIR FRESHENER.) ---NEWS BULLETIN---: As I was typing this, Thomas and his friend came inside saying that Mom & Dad got into a minor car accident, and that they needed a 'strong' person desperately to come and help them. so, worried as hell, I ran out to help them. there's nothing in the garage. no nobody. so I come back in, and I find Thomas, and he calls me a mother fucker and runs downstairs. I'm going to have a mental breakdown. I seriously am... God help me

...Send me to a foster home...,
...Joel...


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