<joel> wellie wellie wellie! it's... Friday? I think so. tommorrow night is the big Swiss Chalet evening that we've been planning for the longest time, it's great. now for something VERY exciting that happened today - the creation of something quite amazing. here's what happened: it was 12:30 and I was getting ready for what looked out to be a pretty boring day, when my Dad was talking about plans to go sliding at Wiggy's hill (-DeFiNiTiOn TiMe-: Wiggy's hill is a small local sliding hill in my neighbourhood.) so, I thought it would be fun. and when you want to have local (-DeFiNiTiOn TiMe-: local meaning a non-20 minute drive - no offense to all my friends who live not-so-close) fun, you call Mariel and Alicia. unfortunately, Mariel was... unable for social activity... so, Alicia was invited. we made plans to meet at 1:00 at Wiggy's hill. I arrived at 1:00PM, and slid happily with Ben for all of 30 minutes when she finally arrived, un-dead. so then we had fun sliding like speds for another half hour or so, when... (Note: To properly understand this story, I will give you the best idea possible compared to a 'map.' Wiggy's hill leads off to a small (in width) but very steep and long hill that leads to a large field. I mean large large. there are large powerlines leading up another wider hill from this field, which lead to...) Island View School, which was our destination (it has a very large sliding hill that's lots o' fun.) so anyways, we set off on our journey. it was fun and very adventurous at first, but after a while it got stranuous. as we started up on Power Line hill from the large field, we quickly realised that there was a river-thing underneath the difficult snow. it was ice. phrases could be heard all through the woods like "this ice suuuuuuucks" or "my boots are WET!" as we fell into the wet water repeatedly, as well as unexpectedly. off in the distance, Alicia and her expert skill (thanks for Girl Guides) noticed the sound of ATV's in the distance. holy God, was I scared. so we set off yet again, getting farther and farther from our beloved Wiggy's hill. finally, at the verge of just collapsing of exhaustion, Alicia's words saved the day! "Joel, the school is RIGHT THERE." (we had taken a rest after walking for forever before seeing it through the trees.) however, the voyage up there was NOT easy. we had to stop many-a-time to stop for a bit o' clean snow, which tasted dusty. finally, we reached te summit. we hugged, cheered, and basked in our glory. there was then a problem: how do we get home? well, we were GOING to contact one of Alicia's parents friends, but we ended up walking down Manawagonish Road with my bright red sled and my stupid POOR PANTS! we finally got to my house, and Alicia was off. and that, my friends, is the story of our now annual event: "Joel & Alicia's Epic Voyage." thank you.
Glorius excersize,
Losin' those pounds!
</joel> <!--07:45-->
<joel> allright, I'm ready to update now... willing that my parents don't munch my soul. this morning, I shoveled a lot of the driveway, and that was my excersize for the day. now, I am doing nothing, sneaking on the computer if you must know. my parents - if they find me, there'll be some casual laughter followed by: "ah ha ha. no computer until you're 26 years old!" so, you must beware. if the post ends with 'fhsjdlhgsdjghdsjfgh - bye!' you'll know why. lol, anyways, I've been quite the oinky pig today, I ate a lot of chocolates (and I mean a LOT) and am currently eating a whole 300g of assorted nuts. OINK goes I.R.! frig... anyways, yesterday was great. we went to Upper Pond, the prettiest little pond there is, and we skated around, it was ultimately very beautiful. then we came home to freshen up before the big Christmas dinner with the Sisk family, it was really really nice. then we hung around, played fun games and such, which was followed by a fun visit to the Slipps, we played Rummoli (which was very fun & "understandable) and also some clue, which was fun. the evenin' was ended off by a sitting of some of the Grinch video before I had to mosie on home. it was a nice evening, but Tom was being a materialistic ass again... zut... anywho, that's all from me, until later!!
Aok?,
I think so.
</joel> <!--05:08-->
<joel> ah, crap. don't you hate it when you lose your Blog entry? therefore, I'll write it up later. blah. </joel> <!--00:20-->
<joel> whoo! presents!! I just got back (well, not long ago) from my church's Christmas mass, but not before opening (and giving) lots o' presents. I got: some clothes, like this kick-ASS wool sweater I'm wearing right now, it's orange and gray, I got LOTS of chocolate, gum, gift certificates (20$ for Swiss Chalet! I can spend whatever there now) what else... a lawn chair, some Outrageous shampoo, a new bike (kick-ass... really nice shocks and sweet design,) AND, la pièce de résistance... My Clinique Happy for Men!!! it smells really really nice, I'm wearing it right now, it's great. Ben loved his present, so did Tom, and my parent's present were free babysitting coupons (upon seeing, my mom nearly yelled, 'cute!') and their other gifts is right under my mouse. it's a cloth mousepad, with little golden retriever doggies on it. I know this isn't too masculine to say, but they're adorable! Ben got Army Guys, Spiderman farther then the eye can see, Tom got more or less what I got in general, and my parents got some nice stuff, too. my mom - well, she once told us this story of when she was little and all she ever wanted for a long time was a snowcone machine. well, she never got it. so, this year - my dad bought her one. she opened it and literally screamed. it was hilarious! lmao, ahhhh good times. anywho, I'm off to stuff myself with heart-stoppin' aretery-stuffin' bacon n' eggs! whoo! the rest of the day will be spent skating & having Christmas dinner with my Uncle Arthur & Family, (i.e. Nigel, Isabelle, and ze twins,) so it should be a really nice day. Merry Christmas!
I smell like Clinique Happy for Men,
Just fine.
</joel> <!--00:23-->
<joel> oops. my bad. it's a hoax. You see, I e-mailed PETA this afternoon (PETA, for all you silly silly speds out there, is an animal protection rights organisation.) they sent me back a detailed letter about their disgust about the site, how it showed horrible pictures and that is was actually a very sick joke. they are trying to make a case with the FBI, seeing as to how it's reality is so convincing that it may cause some people to actually try it, and it really is / would be torture for kittens to grow that way. I find it a VERY sick joke indeed, and it looks so real that it really may encourage some people to actually do it. the images are all apparantly 'fake' (somehow they did that.) if you have no idea what I'm talking about, check my last entry. ANYWAYS, enough about that stupid thing, it's Christmas Eve! yay!!! the atmosphere here is lovely, tommorrow morning is presents presents presents! yay! and it smells so nice.. oh, it's great. our guests (the Vautour family... my dad's side) will be arriving soon, in maybe 10-20 minutes so I can't type for that much longer. I wish you all a very Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays, Happy Hunnakah (did I spell that right?) and a very Kwazy Kwanzaa, a Schnazzy Shalöm. LMAO!) anywho, bye! ;-)
Your friend and mine, <---(egotistic or what???)
Santa 67
</joel> <!--07:23-->
<joel> I am disgusted. Horribly, fully disgusted. I got a forward from my friend Mary-Claire, and it was about 'Bonzai Kittens.' I was really confused... So I read it over. It said that there is a new 'hip' practice called 'Bonzai Kittens.' Supposedly, the goal is to get the little kitten's bones to conform (or take the shape of) the jar that they're in. Since the kittens are young, and since their bones are still growing, it will grow in that shape, slowly and painfully. They eventually die because of this, and they are fully deformed for life. Since it's the newest 'rage,' they're shipped all around the world for decoration. It is like very very slow torture for these very small kittens. To see the images (they are difficult to view) go to Bonzai Kittens.com and click on 'Gallery.' I have already sent a message of outrage to the webmaster of this site. If you would like to do so as well, it's at the bottom of the pages, usually. This is as difficult for me to write as you could imagine. I was so... So disturbed! You won't feel as strongly as me unless you visit the site and see how f*cking CASUALLY HAPPY the descriptions of the photos are!!! I mean, I'm not this ulra animal rights person, but holy HELL! THEY SUFFER FOR A MONTH BEFORE DYING!!!! Fuck!!! There's a link that says 'German Kitty - 4 weeks' and then when you click on it, it says "This may be difficult to view because of all the puss and blood emerging from kitty. Please e-mail me to see it." That's self-explanatory. I wish you all a Merry Christmas, because I will be leaving this post on for a little while so everyone can see it. I will be transferring my normal posts (temporarily) my other Blog. Bye!
Disgusted more then you'll ever know,
SAVE THE KITTENS.
</joel> <!--23:28-->
<joel> omg lmao! I just found out the best Shout Out title ever, it's 'Click Here For Porn :D'! lmao, that's great. it's another one of my so-called 'crucifixes' against the wholesome people who live on this world with us. this afternoon I did my cleaning job (flawlessly, might I add) and then I 'mosied' on over to Mariel's and Alicia was there, and I presented them with their gifts! I got Alicia a fat little snowman with disfured (but 'cute') legs and she named it Joel! grr! and of course Mariel's gift, a pink 'pee-pee mint' (actually peppermint) candle. it was paychay kayn, (translation for slow retards: sound it out and it sounds like a hick saying 'peachy keen.) the thing is I went from being all down but now I'm TOO happy. I mean, I've been dancing around to my Roÿksopp music all day, it's great, my fave track is number one on the norm CD, it's called... well, I don't know but it has a sample from this right old song that's called 'Blue on Blue' but it's wick-ED! wonderful stuff, anyways, that's all from me! Santa Comes tommorrow night!!! yééé
Roÿksopp kicks ars,
He knows when you are changing, you're his favorite "kind," and that's just only because you're 100% blind ;-)
</joel> <!--07:54-->
<joel> ahhh! OK, well you have have to hear this. OK, well, I had a 50-minute or so workout at the Y, that was good, and then I came home and had a nice shower and blah blah blah. then Dad calls me 'Joel! you got a package of some sort...' so I open it up, it's the mail gift from JF. there's a nice little card on the front about friendship, it was nice. and then I opened the nicely wrapped gift. I open it - and... (OK, just to let you know I'd been SO badly wanting to know what this was for the longest time) and... Roÿksopp!!! Melody A.M.!!!!!! (For all you people who just said "what the hell is that," it's a Norwegian group with a pop-ish style not available in Canada, and I got their CD. they're not very well heard of here in the Land of the Beaver.) anyways, I had a big-ass project o' cleanin' this afternoon, so I popped in ze CD in and listened to it - overall, it's a funky & mellow CD with a genre twist. it has a lot of nice sounds, but some songs could be forgotten simply for their lack of lyrics. some beats I ADORED, some were OK. but overall, a very worthwhile and cool CD. yep! so I had that huge cleaning project done, it was not very fun but I got it done! (that rhymed... eww...) anywho, I'd better be off, I think I'm exchanging gifts with Alicia and Mariel 2day! :D
Off Again,
It Just Might Be A White Christmas!!!
</joel> <!--04:16-->
<joel> ah, it is a sunny Monday mornin'. it's also my Dad's birthday, 45 today. (oh, boy!) but health with my dad is 100% not an issue with tissues, he's running the Boston marathon next year for God sakes! if you can't tell me that isn't healthy, then you are de-men-ted. holé! Santee Claus comes tommorrow night, it's so exciting!!! :-D I wonder if I'll get that wooden dildo I asked for, but ya never know! ;-) oh, btw, I have CLEANING to do like hell today, but first I'm going to the Y @... 10:30, or in 10 mins. ah, well. for supper, we're having this oriental feast, which will of course not add to my holiday calories at all. blech!! I did some cool stuff to JF, Jak's n' Almonda's presents last night, it was really cool, I find it amusin' to tha max! anywho, I.R. going to be like... eaten by mom because we have to leave soon, so until later!
Christmas Cleanin',
I.R. Also Have A New Blog.
Click Here For Porn :D
</joel> <!--23:20-->
<joel> ...and Sunday night we are at. I now live in a house with two teenagers... and I am scared. sarcastically 'scared,' yes, but also realistically scared. a 'certain someone' I know comments that his/her brother is now just a huge burden to her, and might ruin his/her Christmas. well, I've heard things my brother does and says at school from some of his schoolmates. He told a girl that he'd go out with her if she lost wait, pushed around a girl when she dumped him and threatened to slit her friend's throat. last week when I locked him out in fear of getting punched again, he screamed 'Suck my dick!' and laughed at me. lately, I feel as if I'm living with a lazy abuser... it's damn well scary! don't go around telling anyone this, I'm sure it's just the normal people I know who visit this Blog, and I hope that - well, it can somehow stop, but I don't want to end up like this 'certain person' I know. Oh, God. anywho, I saw Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers) today, it was long but action-packed. it's a complicated story, and I'm always foolish enough to go see it without reading the book, Mariel and I were pretty confused at some parts, especially with multiple-personality ridden Gollum (aka Skeenee? what was his name?) debating on weather to kill his masters or not in order to get his 'precious' (the Ring.) so, that was nice. I had this big-ass lunch, although it is the Holidays, and I think I'll be going to the Y tommorrow to work out in any case. tommorrow is Dad's b-day, the big 45. wow. and for some reason, I don't feel that Christmasy. it's been the first white Christmas that I can remember for a long time! and... well, I dunno, some years you get into it and some years you do not. ah, well. life is fucked around the Holidays anyways. I.R. tired, more then you'd expect, but these times ask a lot of me. I don't know what to think, really. anywho, that's enough of my blabbing!
Where's the snow????,
In-House W/ a creep
</joel> <!--09:28-->
<joel> hey, sitting down with a cup of chamomile and a hot water bottle for my strangely pained neck, it's been bothering me little by little ever since my run today... weird. anywho, I sit here wishing I knew Jesus' e-mail, it'd be good to know. (if you're not in on this situation, Jesus is the code name for this girl I like and I don't know her addy... oh well...) em, the Open House went fairly well, it was pretty different in terms of a social gathering, because of it's oddness... what with the improv and all, you know what I mean. I was the main person in the game of 'Bus Stop,' something like 'Doctor Office,' a really fun improv game where one person (in this case, that would be me) sits in one chair, waiting for a bus and the other people come in one by one with different attitudes / conditions that the person must graually adapt to and to and eventually mimic all of them simontaneously. (understand? I thought so.) so that was fun - it's the shortest day of the year in terms of daylight, you know... such non-stop action! anyways, I have an e-card or two to send, (for my mom) and then I have to decorate the kitchen for Tom's birthday tommorrow (we're going to have 2 teens in the house after tommorrow... just shoot me.) anyways, that's all from me for the most part, ttyl!
Does "Jesus" Like Me, too?,
Jay
</joel> <!--07:56-->
/archives