JA to the YV
Hey ya'll, I'm Joel, (a.k.a. Skanky J, Joël, Ghetto Whore, _J_ö_L_) and I'm a good friend to many. -adjusts halo on head- and it is here that I post all (well, most) of charismatic thoughts, opinions, self-happenings and such with all those who just happen to find their way onto this orange page. even if it's the most pointless entry, feel 110% free to leave a shout out, I love to see them. so that's that, and I do hope you enjoy my entries. Your friend, Joel

Saturday, December 21

<joel>  friends, my run was plagued. by what, you ask? one of the most horrible things you could get during a run... a side stitch! (For all of you non-runners / non-connaiseurs out there, a side stitch is a muscle cramp on the side of your torso, and it's OUCHEE!!!!) however, did I stop because of it? nope. did I try hard? yep! and did I get my weekly and dependable sub-30 minute time? damn straight! so, although there was pain, there's a good workout and an attitude changer beyond it all. anywho, since none of ya'll care about running, on to another subject. I think I'm going to see a movie @ 4:30 (L.O.T.R.) either today or tommorrow with JF, Jacques, Josee and possibly... -shudder- froboy, aka Joel C. I don't want to seem rude or anything, but there's just something I plain out don't like about that kid. then again, I could always be "wrong" about "judging" him... *sigh* ah, well. in any case, it's Saturday morning, my favorite time of the week, enhanced by the fact that it's the Holidays, finally. that's just great. the Open House for Interaction Kids Inc. (yep, we're incorperated) in the Saint John Arts Center (the building formerly known as ABEC) from 2-4 this afternoon, it should be fun and refreshing to attend. so, that's that, and turn that frown upside down. ;-)

Forever an optimist deep down,
All Smiles On Joel


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<joel>  I'll admit it, I like someone. Is she pretty? yes. funny? yes. smart? hell yeah. athletic? I think so. she was at the SJHS Cabaret (ouh, you must have her narrowed down, big shot) lol and it was fun. I didn't really get my moment like Alicia... *cough* JOSH *cough* you lucky BUM *cough* anyways, no more into detail then that, but that I wish I could see her right now. ok, well, I pissed off Mariel, I know it. I sent her this e-mail on how I was concerned and kinda dissapointed and OMILORD, reply... actually, it depressed me more, because she's really mad at me, and she's going to be at the Open House tommorrow obviously, so that's going to be really not peachy keen, really it won't. crud. anyways, the important thing is that it's the beginning of the Holidays in any case. you know what happens to me during the Holidays in terms of food though, my inner dietitian elopes to SinLand and I indulge. I mean, I indulge. ugh. I shouldn't. but as long as I stay relatively slim, I'm AOK. for the most part. anyways, I'm bored so l8r

Indulgeance is baaaad,
Icky



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<joel>  my hair now officially sucks bum! I got it cut recently, and now I look like an immature teeny boppah again. shitaki mushrooms!!! ugh... anywho, I am officially into me Holidays!! yeah!! it's a relief to know, it was a touching departure, everyone was boo-hooing (the girls, at least) and so lots of hugs and 'Joyeux Noël's' and 1 'Noyeux Joël!' lol it was fun, however. I GOT A STUFFED COW!!!!! from Annette! it's soft & pertyfull!! ah, how I love little fun Christmas gifts. they're so fun. *sigh* OK, agenda for the rest of this weather-wise icky day: I have to visit... a... "doctor" @ 4, then Ju-Jutsu from 7:00 - 8:30. then I have a full evening of non-excersize, non-stress, just plain ol' amusement. -ah.- oh, visit JF's Blog, see how good of a 'balance' he is keeping between I.R. n' "Jak." blech, ça m'énerve vraiment, I don't care what he says, he's lying now. that's at what point it's at. I'll try to ignore it again, as always, like my family at times... but then again, it's a 'secret.' anywho, comment if ya'llike!

heh,
samtsirhC yrreM


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Friday, December 20

<joel>  Friday! At last!!! Ho ho ho (points to Yo Mama and her two friends) Merrrry Christmasss! OK, what's new with me? well, first of all, big SJHS Cabaret last night, which was more emotionally trying then I had thought it to be. seeing as to how Alicia was my key of sorts to most social conversations (by introducing me to them), I was having trouble amusing myself for some parts of the evening. however, I did get to talk to someone that I am interested in, and that was cool. Apparantly Selma got into a fight, I felt bad for her. I'm exhausted in any case, because I got back @ 1:00 AM. -ugh- but, what can ya do? em, Wednesday night, I hadn't really studied for Géo, mom found out and got all wrath-y on me, ugh. I didn't go to Ju-Jutsu then, so I'm going tonight. someone left a comment in my last entry asking if I did anything but complain, and it was a totally anonymous post. well reader, to answer your question, yes I do other things then complain when life isn't being to obvious of a bitch. thank you for your intriguing question, and I hope enjoy future entries. :-) last day of school of the year, people! whoop! raise the moose! anywho, that's vaguely all from my whimsical life, until latah!

Yo Mama,
Sight Unseen


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Tuesday, December 17

<joel>  ugh... school = stranuous. well, for starters, I was totally right to have been so depressed on Friday night, because you know what I got on my math test?? bumphhh ta da!!! a great, big 50%! yay. my average is now 56% in math, which sucks bum. why am I not puking of stress right now, you ask? well, two things. 1) the Holidays are close and b) I still have another test and the exam to make up for it, which I very much plan to do. -sigh- this has to be one of the, if not the hardest school weeks I've had of grade 10. I mean, the media tells you 'Yay! Happy care-free Christmas is here!', wherast the reality is that there is lots of work and stress for me yet, and that's just stressful to the max. oh! speaking of stress, my mom's birthday was yesterday. she turned 44 (err.... 39) and so I had some lasagna before leaving to serve for the big Wiseman's dinner at the YMCA for Leader Corps. they said we were flawlessly smooth, and I.R. was proud. I got to put perty ribbuns on purty flowers, tay hay hay. and then I served, picked up plates, tried my best to clear the tables politely and such. it wasn't as easy as I'd have hoped, mind you, but they all seemed to have a good time. ouh, I'm also having a bad hair day, I look like a frazzled retard. blech. in any case, there are 3 1/2 days left of school, and I already have a big factor in getting up & ready for the day, which is how I'm 'playing the game' right now. in any case, that's all from me, so bye bye!

Hanging in there,
El Desperado


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Sunday, December 15

<joel>  wellie wellie wellie! Sunday morning. I have to get ready for church in not too long. mmk, last night - Mirage's party, a success! lol it was so funny, my dad brought our little icky car that I don't like that much and Mirage's very steep driveway was somewhat icy at the time. we went down a little bit of the driveway and my dad's like: "I don't think I can get back up this driveway... GUN IT!" I scream, jump out of the veichle, (I didn't spell that right...) and start running (or trying to) down the driveway like a retard with my Moods board game - and then WHOOSH! I fly back like a sped, land on my now soaking wet bum and hope to God that Mirage and her parents didn't see me (which they did.) I get there and they got me a towel and everything, so it was OK. the party was really good though, kind of like hanging out but with board games and her HOUSE! omg her house is amazing, it's huge and it has the BEST view of everything, it has all these perty things that are right awesome - (big screen TV, pool table, etc.) OMG and the food... I have gained 5 visible pounds, ughhhhhh!!!! stupid availability of food! ouh, anyways, that's all from me really, so until later!

Christmas Tree Today,
:-P - All the 5 pounds heavier - :-P


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<joel>  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my virgin EYES!!! ohhhh no no no no no no ROTTEN.COM MAKES JOELIE CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T GO THERE FOR THE GOODNESS OF YOUR WELL BEING!!! :'( :'( :'( ew ew ew... ew ew ew... that is so wrong!!! ew ew ew... oh, the pictures on that site are just f*cking wrong / disgusting! oh good Lord Allmighty in the Heavens is that not right!!! ohhh my eyes are now going to cry tears of blood... ugh, the pictures are so WRONG! there are pictures of murdered children and gory scenes when you see old dead poofy people with poofy skin that's icky and EW EW EW WRONG NASTY BARF BARF!!!! uggghhhhh that is disgusting TO the max, if you visit the site, (Rotten.com...) let me know what you think of all the fun-filled pictures there in the Shout Out, it should be interesting to see your reactions to mine... yours will probably be better, but the STUFF THAT IS THERE IS WRONG WRONG WRONG.... ohhh ho ho Joelie is traum-otised!!! :'-( :'-( :'-( ugh I feel queezy now, but I guarantee you, the pictures there are wrong, just go to the home page, scroll down and youpi! you're in for HELL. anyways I'm out, that stuff is freaking wrong.

Who's Traumatised?,
I Am!


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