<joel> 'tis a lovely fall morning, I got back from my harsh run not too long ago, followed by a nice shower - no breakfast though, I'm not allowed eating @ the computer, so ya. today I realised that my Saturdays always kick ass. you know, I might have Mariel and Alicia over to meet Ben and such, I might be going to see "The Ring" tonight, and that should be enjoyable! not to mention FINALLY free sub @ Subway, and I ADORE Subway to tha max!!! yes, and that it what is new with me, I sit here smelling very fresh and clean! (that last bit was highly irrelevant, please forgive me!) anywho, I gotta jet, so I'll ... leave! wow!
Leaving right about now,
Mr. Joel
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<joel> it's Friday evening, and I am just very much enjoying a nice and peaceful evening chez moi. you see, someone said my bus would be like an hour late when I was at Harbour View, so I made the intelligent decision to walk home... ugh, I was drenched, and I now have the worst cold, so I need tonight to rest for the rest of my oh-so-busy weekend. ah, well! tty all lata,
"Remind Me" by Royksopp RULES!,
Joelll
</joel> <!--06:16-->
<joel> I sit here in the school library, typing away about m'life. I've had sudden reprocussions of depression lately... like I was just thinking in a normal line, and thinking suddenly how boring things are. well... I mean, the weekend is coming, tommorrow will be very busy, and just might be probable that I finish it off with a movie with Jacques and JF, "The Ring." I do hope it falls through, it'd be fun. I'm currently listening to "Remind Me" by Roxsyop (pardon if I didn't spell that right) and anyways it's 100% WONDERFUL!!! I love it, and if I don't get the album I'll seriously eat someone... hehe, anyways, Jacquo McTaco is buggin' me 4 tha puter, so I'd might as well give it to him.
"Joël est une pute" lol
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<joel> lol - fun theater class, our "teach" gave us a dramatic speech about retirement, followed by some strange improv, which I LOVE... although I'm like one of only the two people that she didn't pick before the bell rang! Anywho, I was talking to Amanda last night, FINALLY, so that's that. yes, well, I have Géo, I gotta go, ttyl!
JöL
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<joel> I sit here in the same room as a buncha retards - well, apart from like 2 ppl... Dere ain't no theater tonite, seeing as to how our director has MAGICALLY FLOWN AWAY TO JAMAICA! ***cough***cough*** anywho I found that really weird, and I find myself to be quite the dangerous badbum, seeing as to how I am typing with one hand... whooooaaaa, ride on the WILD side there, Joel. hehe, I just disovered that I am 6 months pregnant, I just couldn't resist. ah, well. I gotta jet now, out of boredom and spite.
Your pal,
Captain Nutrition!
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<joel> I feel kinda drained... but the weekend starts tommorrow, so why am I complaining? you know what's EXCELLENT news, though? When I dropped Ben off @ school today, he didn't even cry!!!! _-_-_official miracle_-_-_ lol so that's a good thing! next Friday I will probably be @ the SJHS dance, which worries me moderately, due to a horrid nightmare.... ah, well, I'll just try to ignore Laura as much as I can, even amidst the plots to make a fool of me a.m.a.p. (as much as possible) ...or so I hear, or even imagine. in the words of Fisher Price, "Oh, the possibilities..." although in this case it's not with a Crazy Daisy. blech! I am in the "Bonne Renomée," in case you were wondering, which is a lil' ol' computah centah in the heart of community-based Sam-de-Cham. anywho, these sticky school keyboards are freaking me out to the max, so I think I'll just go "mosie" over to Annette's computer and see what she is doing. allright, "catch ya on da flipside!" can't believe I just said that... eww...
Mistah who ain't no sista,
Joeleesha Mosheeba Clarice McTagen
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<joel> hmm... interesting, I say. well, last night - no surprise, ULTRA busy-ness! the meeting went well, although ONE girl, let's call her "Beulah" kept on rudely interrupting our Haunted House Party meeting with retarded suggestions, such as wearing a ghoulish blood-spurting mask (it's directed towards 3 - 10 year olds) or hanging skeletons from the ceiling... I mean, she thought it was some horrific blood-bash thriller, it was AWFUL - I did think that our teacher would most definately explode... luckily she didn't. at least there were some people my age there (Ryan, Mariel, Sarah) to keep me sane. Afterwards, I zoomed over to the YMCA for my leader core, where I was presented with the program, "Baby Think It Over." now, don't get me wrong, but it is HARD! if you let the "baby" cry for over one minute, the computer chip tells the "instructor" or whatnot that it was neglect, and it's the same with abusing the baby physically - abuse. anywho so that's that, we saw this play, "La Petite Ombre," which was excellent apart from the fact that the room was packed with extremely shifty and exaggerated 3rd-graders. ah, well! until tommorrow morning, all you Bloggaz! (what??) anyways, ttyl!
Skanky J-o-o-o-L
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<joel> such a FUN day... k, here's the "lowdown..." all these people in my class have gotten p.o.'d @ JF ( visit his blog @ ) are mad at him for using their names in the social situations that occur here @ Sam-de-Cham, and he's fairly peeved (JF's entry: I DESPISE THEM ALL!!!) lol but I don't know who's side to take... I mean, one one side are people who's privacy has been, to some extent, violated - you can't really argue with that, but on the other, my good friend J.F. with his opinions and such... so, if you follow, it will be highly probable that it will either be a win-win situation, orrr... vice-versa. anywho I have some Math to fake, as well as a visit to my sulky little brother, as well as a brewing JF to give the computer to, so until next time, I will talk to you later!
Lunch Hour @ Samee-dee-Chameeton,
Jowel
</joel> <!--00:22-->
<joel> it's Tuesday morning here, I dropped Ben off @ his playschool not long ago, he cried when I left, as usual. I don't really know how he's going to get along in this school later on, it worries me. last night Licia, Mariel and I went for another walk, we hung out, talked, such and such... we snuck into the ballfield, in Greendale central -weep! childhood memories!!!- and Mariel "set things straight" with Jed, let me tell you! holé... she gets a Nobel prize in dissin', let me tell you! ...anywho then I came home, blah blah blah, not too much of an exciting day apart from that, but it's only a 4-day week! youpi! omg - tonight, BuSiNeSs!!!!!!! I truly don't know how I'll survive... first, I have to get home @ around 4:30 get a "quick bite to eat" -vomits- and leave for the Abec @ 5:15 for a meeting about the Haunted House, and that goes 'til 7:30, although I have to leave at 6:45-ish and rush over across the street to Leader Core from 6:45 to 8:00... oh, and not to mention the VERB TEST tommorrow, just a big tra-la-la for me! ...youpi.... and what else is that I haven't talked to Amanda in a while on the telemophone, I feel badly, I won't have a chance to talk to her tonight, though, our schedules just loooove to conflict each other. anywho, enough from me before I get a cataract... ttyl!
Early Morning Blues,
Mr. McJoel
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<joel> it's rainy! rainy, I tell you, RAINY! well anyways, I am really confused / scared @ the moment... here's why. mmk, well, first and foremost, I had a girlfriend, Laura, and we broke up about a month ago. mind you I do feel bad about the whole situation, the way I dumped her, and how I later dissed her while half-drunk (SHHH!!!) and as my friends urged me on MSN, and so she's be ranting about me (or so I hear) on the occasion @ SJHS ever since. now, there hasn't been much "development" in this case until now. you see, apparantly, a friend of many of my friends at Saint John High, a person named Jed, said that I'd better not hurt another girl and I'd better go gay or I won't live to the age of thirty. WELL, first of all, I much prefer being straight over gay, thanks, and secondly, that Laura girl hates me more then... well, something that is badly hated and apologizing to her won't make things all the better... trust me. so anyways, there ARE some people who are worth apologizing too, such as Dorothy and Andrea. you see, they are good friends of Laura, and I do believe they hate me JUST as much as Laura hates me. annnd... I really respect them, and therefore I do not wish to lose them as friends. and you see, that Jed character, he chose Dorothy over another good friend of mine, Mariel, to go out with. and Jed and Mariel were going out previously, but not anymore. so anyways, I don't know if Andrea had a crush on me before I dissed Laura or not, but you know, things could go either way... I think Andrea's cool, and so is Dorothy... but that's it. you see, this story probably just goes "whoosh!" right over your head, but me it makes PERFECT sense... it really does. so anyways, that's what's new from my life... oh, and thanks for reading all of this!
Your Un-sure Pal,
Strawberry Flavoured Joel-o
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<joel> First and foremost, Oh my Lord, I am truly a pig. Oink oink! Oink oink! God, I ate wayyy too much, it just totally defeats the purpose of my Saturday morning runs... anywho, I have much to say. first of all, the funniest story yet I've EVER heard on any of my relatives, and it occured to my uncle Arthur in Québec a while ago. now, for all you who went on the 2001 trip to Québec City, you'd know that a popular spot to get poutine (which, in passing, is the most UN-healthy dish ever to be created, with 3 of the fattiest foods apart from lard itself combined: fries, grave & cheese!) is Chez Ashton. well, my uncle went there, hoping to try some original Québec poutine. now, to get this, I must say this first: he was in some Québec university to learn french, alas the mistake he made. we went there, and asked, "Est ce que je peux avoir un poutin?" as you may notice, he forgot the "e" part of poutine, which makes is sound a lot like "putin," meaning "whore" in french. needless to say, the server was female, and he got a slap on the face before his friends explained it to him through badly muffled giggles. HA! I laughed so hard at that one everyone thought I was retarded... hee hee, ah, well. like I said, OINK OINK to me! I ate like 3 peices of pie, lots o' stuffing n' potataz and stuff, and I feel really really calorie-packed. I also later sexually abused a Caillou dall and had an emotional reflection by Dominion Park Beach, and all in all a really nice time... yes, even apart from the loads o' food. well, I should be off, I'll ttyl!
Your now pleasently plump pal,
JOEL!
</joel> <!--08:16-->
<joel> 'tis a lovely, sunny Sunday afternoon here at my house. we (we designating Phillip, my cousin, Ben, Dad and myself) just got finished wholesome family oriented-games, such as frisbee, sidewalk chalk, playing in the leaves, and all kinds of other stuff to further prove how much of a kid I am at heart. (sounds cheesy, but it's true.) we're going to Mémère's house for dinner whenever mom gets home... which would be now, she just pulled into the driveway, so I gotta jet! (my next entry will start with "Oh my Lord, I am truly a pig.") adios!
On the verge of overweightness,
Joël
</joel> <!--04:38-->
<joel> hey, it's Sunday morning, the holy day of peace -allehuiah- but there's also THanksgiving! I'm going to my grandmother's house, (on my mother's side, obviously) but it should be great, or so I'm hoping.anywho no church today, my parents are going to this local run organised by my mom's friend, who's a bigtime runner. I also confirmed the fact that after 10:00PM, my mind goes on "mentially incapable," because none of my comments make any sense whatshowever, my cousin & brother were like "Joel... seriously, what ARE you talking about?" and I was like "heh heh, heh heh, turkey pants, heh heh" and anyways, not like that doesn't happen occasionally in REAL life. I'm also reading this book, I think it's "Les Deux Côtés d'Amitié" or something of the sorts, and it's fairly good. annnnd if you just might notice, above my comments are little indicators that say "Comments: 0" and when you try to click on it for commentry on my beautiful entries, all it says is "Error On Page..." and plus, I looked for almost an HOUR for one that actually worked with my computer, but "no! let's make things REALLY difficult for Joel on his weekend!" GOD... anywho, ttyl! happy turkey!
Commentless @ the moment,
Joelie
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<joel> yo yo, my plan didn't go through because it didn't have to... the absolute unthinkable happened, they said YES! -impossiblity au max- anywho it's the long Thankgiving weekend, and I had a lovely little time at Licia's. that was my day, apart from writing up a quiz for all my pals, it was about school social events. also, my cousin in staying with us tonight, and I don't mind it, but it's hard to put forth social events with him around, but it's allright, he's my closest cousin after all. you know what song I'm listening to liek right now? it's from the soundtrack of James Bond's "Die Another Day," by Madonna, and it's a truly beautiful song, it's pretty weep-a-rific. lol I love that word! anywho I highly reccomend download-ation, -love that word, too!- oh and I changed my name to Joel McSkank, isn't that great? you know what though, you -may- notice that I just don't use paragraphs, b/c to me when I write they're nothing but an interruption... geez! anywho Thanksgiving dinner tommorrow, time to rack up those calories! as an aspiring dietitian, I really do have a fairly crappy alimentation on the weekends, I really do... GO STUFFING! I adore stuffing, I truly do, although it's like 99.99% SALT -oh my- but you know. allrighty then, not much more to say here, so I'll "let you go." c ya's!
Salty, Salty Stuffing is for Joel only,
_J_ö_L_
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