<joel> ouhh... I hate snow on sidewalks!!! I went for my weekly run this morning, and UGH snow EVERYWHERE'S!!! I felt like I was doing hurdles, cause I looked like the biggest retard ever!!!! God, but I finished in under 30 minutes AGAIN!!! whoop! raise the moose! lol, sorry, I just love that line, it's stupid. anywho to a more serious topic-thing, I had a mental reprocussion of non-relationships last night... see, Mariel sent me this big-ass convo she had with her love interest, and I just kind of thought for a sec that I have NO ONE!!!! :'( I mean, I just started to think... what is it that holds me from having a g/f again? is it my charming personality? hip looks? crazy sense of humour? or was it just the fact that a lot of my friends are girls? anyways, so then I got all desperate and went on a flirt-a-thon with Justine, good God, and then she was like "whoa..." so then I just apologized and went offline... it's getting to me!!! oh is it ever getting to me... ah, well, hopefully my friends will cheer me up. I know what set it off though, apart from Mariel's convo thing.. it was seeing Chris and Laura, and my whole impossible crush thing, it's all too much for this short period of time!!! oh boy, what a rant THAT was... allright, well, that's all from me!!!
Single and HATING it,
Hip Joel
</joel> <!--22:48-->
<joel> yo yo, MC Skank here, just got back from 8 Mile!!! Pretty good movie, btw - worth seeing. it's a movie all about Eminem (well, Jimmy Bo or Bimmy Jo or WHATEVER his character name is,) and although it's pretty much based on his rise to stardom and everything else. my fave part HAD to be when he was "MCing" or "dissing" or whatever, if you see it you'll understand. anyways a good movie, even though no other guys there, I wasn't TOTALLY lost, but kind of left out. I don't know, Alexandra reacted strangely when she saw I was there, but I think she got used to it after a while, as long as I didn't talk too much... anywho afterwards as we were walking out, I saw my good friend Sarah, accompanied with some of her girlfriends (or friends, WHICHEVER) and they informed me that they were the happiest girls on Earth because they had seen Eminem's white ass, and would later rape him. so then I walked further and saw HORRIBLE things... some poor guy by the name of Chris, being hugged by the devil's apprentice. well, Laura. we made eye contact for a second, and it was awkward. ANYWAYS, that's all from me, til later!!!
Ghetto MC Skank,
Neutral Joel
</joel> <!--10:56-->
<joel> hey all! It's Friday afternoon and I sit here eating Cheerios and waiting for someone from my class to come on, so I can know more details about "8 Mile" tonight, I might be going with a bunch of people from my class, although I am not sure. oh, well! anyways not much of a day really, just the marvelous arrival of the weekend, so that just kicks bum. anywho, my mind is a bit blank right now... no Ju-Jutsu tonight due to *COUGH* (quite literally) sickness *cough* and ya know what JF said today? he said that no people comment on this thing! so if you're reading, leave me a comment if I'm your friend! (you DO realise that if you don't I'll be totally devastated!) here's a translation for you: "All ma mutha-fuckaz in da hood" to "All my companions in the neighboorhood." this has been one of the most (if not close) retarded Blog entry ever! WHOO!!!!!
Yer -heh-heh- retawded pawl,
!JoeL!
</joel> <!--05:36-->
<joel> good mornin', everyone! it's Friday morning, and after today the weekend will be upon us. I don't know what I'm going to do for the long weekend just yet, apart from the plans to go see "The Ring" on Sunday with Mirage, Mariel and now possibly Eric, who is seemingly now becoming very obsessive indeed over MiMi. -shrugs- she's getting pissed off at him, and I hope that if he comes that Mirage can actually watch the movie, if you know what I mean, it's really worth watching. I'm so proud of what I did yesterday!!! just block and delete, whoo! go me! oh, and my sleep was really OK last night, it helped me get by today (and is still helping) so ya, that's all!
Yer Fraynd,
Sideshow Jowel
</joel> <!--23:26-->
<joel> life goes on, and I'm moving on to other people. my "crush," forever remaining anonymous (and I KNOW you think you know exactly who it is) but it's not that person. really. anyways I have my own interests, I am better then that! I don't need to beg!!! I AM JOEL! HERE ME WHORE!! so, yes, back to civilisation now, *cough*cough* I've just booted Mario (lol Ben) and Licia outta the house, due to my immense consumption o' tissues, (in other words, bad cold for all of you who are not farmiliar with my weird-ass lingo) but UGH this whole snow-day no-sleep combo is running me down!!! dayam I'm tired, I'm hitting the hay (did I spell "hey" or "hay" right?!?!) RIGHT after Survivor, NO slacking, just one big-ass hurdle up those stairs and into bed!!! so anyways, that's that, apart from Ben the Barfbag hanging off me like a clothespin that I cannot take, it's so utterly distraught, he's such a TARD!! ouhh... anywho that's all from the dark void of my mind, 'til l8er!
Moody n' irritable,
Tissue Consumer Joel
</joel> <!--06:07-->
<joel> ouh! ouh! first SNOW DAY of the year!!! allright! although my sleep could be a LOT better... I fell asleep at 1:00 AM, and woke up @ 6:30 AM... it was too bright, I dunno, but I'm exhausted. really. I might try going back to bed later, but with my family, there isn't much of a point. I'll probably end up hanging with Licia and Mariel anyways (and possibly Jed) later on today. I'm not sure about Jed though, apparantly he doesn't hate my guts, but he's secretive... and therfore on the verge. I know a select few -keyword: SELECT- people who dislike me, (i.e. Laura R., Phil T., Dot E., etc.) actually, Mariel was talking to Phil T. earlier, not knowing who he was, and as he said that he went to Sam-de-Cham, she asked who I was to a not-so-pleasent response. I don't really care, it DOES deflate my self-esteem for a while, but then I go back to support from friends and self-righetousness and such. so, I mean, I'm being prejudiced again, but by the likes of Scum Boy it doesn't matter in the end, as degrading as it may be.
Unsure in Winter Wonderland,
One Stressed Boy
</joel> <!--00:11-->
<joel> hey all, the week is half-done, going towards to long weekend! whoo! anywho, not much of a day since I published, Leader Corps consisted of talking about frozen chicken, and then we all went on the trampoline in the gym! WHOO! that was really great, although I realised that I couldn't do a "C-Drop" for crap... which I didn't even know what it was. ah, well! it was still fun, I learned some stuff in the end as well, like how NOT to fall off the trampoline. tonight I have Ju-Jutsu after a period of time of not going for about the equivalent of a week and a half, which is no biggie, but to be honest it's not as fun when Sarah is not there, because otherwise I'm either paired up with some retard-ish 11-year-old yellow orange belt, or some ever-so-clueless newbie. I need to get back into my whole physical conditioning thing, I'm doing well on the cardio level, but otherwise (even WITH the daily 100 sit-ups) I still find myself a bit off in figure satisfaction. anywho so yeah then I called a few people and talked to them (NO, I called and said nothing.) annnd everything else was predictably normal. omg I'm so jealous of hayley, "oh, I think I might be taking a 1-month theater course in London, England next summer, but I'm not sure. tra-la-la!!!" ouh I wish I could, but then again, I must be less, because I'm only 15.
-sigh- so anyways the bell's going to ring, until tommorrow morning!!!
Yer Pal,
Ye Young Joel
</joel> <!--03:09-->
<joel> hey all, sorry for the short entry this morning, but I had a lot of other stuff to do, and plus that spacebar on the last keyboard was, well, stuck. anywho I got news for you, ya'll are gonna hate me 4 it, tho! I'm making plans to go see The Ring AGAIN on Sunday night! (yes, my third time.) right now, it seems that I'm going with Mirage (and hopefully) Mariel, if she doesn't get too scared. so that's that, I have to send them e-mails, -wow.- I've been getting really depressed over my impossible crush lately, mainly because it's so impossible. I find myself pathetic for still being interested, still being on the hook -sigh- if only I had the guts to tell her, but I know it would be 100% pointless anyways. Theater wasn't that bad, although the only thing that really cheered me up was being a passionately happy dancing moose, and being dramatically hunted (retarded as it may have looked,) it was fun to do and it got a lot of laughs. anywho, that's all from me, so I'll be off now!..
Your friend and mine,
Myself (how egotistic!)
</joel> <!--01:28-->
<joel> hey all, sorry I couldn't have updated yesterday, but ya'll know how busy I am!!! anywho here's the lowdown: yesterday there was a J.F. Breau concert at our school, Corinne just about fainted when he invited her to sing with him. (she's one of his, if not biggest, fan) she turned all red and it was kind of funny. school is so... ugh, unpredictable, the only marks that I think my parents would be happy with would be from theater, (what a shocker) but it's a bird course on the other hand, so even then, still not a shocker. omg - Kei MaWhore has been bothering the CRAP out of me this weekend, it's just retarded. I wish she'd go screw off... oh! Amanda has a Blog now!!! check it out, it's http://bubblytoes.blogspot.com so that's that!
'til later...
Jorange
</joel> <!--21:42-->
<joel> well now, WHAT a day! hmm... what to start with... well, chronologically put is nice, so that's how I'll go about this. I lazed around, quite basically and literally, up until the time I had to go to Drama. oh! but before that, you have to check out this most wonderful site I created today! check it out; - http://j_kid01.tripod.com/lyricallyblack - believe me, for many many laughs, it's worth a visit. SO VISIT! lol, jk - but it's fun. ANYWAYS, back to Drama, it was fun! at the first 10 mins or so it was normal, but who should stride in (fashionably late)... Mariel!!! "Happy Birthday, Joel" she said. well, since we were 100% (well, for the most part) happy theater people, they allllll sang for me, embarassing me to the max, and failing not to forget the "how old are you" attachment to it, with the whole up-count to 15 while they were at it. anywho, after that, we went to Vivaldi's (yes, just me and my parents!!) and I got this Pasta Mondini or SOMETHING like that, and it was delish, apart from the fact that the portions were on BIG-ASS plates (haha Ashley) and non-the-less to say, I ate way too much. I failed to barf (YES, you needed to know that) but came close - but I always pull it off by having a great ass. ;) lol so anyways I came home, watched a bit of the movie "The Flinstones," and then went downstairs into the kitchen with a MARVELOUS cheesecake with candles and stuff, and it was soooo good - mmm, and then I got some gifts! I got lots of things like soap, gum, this funny-looking shower thing, gloves, but BEST OF ALL, a hemp necklace and bracelet!! omg! I feel so cool! when I wear the combination of them and the hat tommorrow people will bow down before me for being a FASHION GOD! ~allehuiah~ so in conclusion, a very good birthday at that, and I truly enjoyed it. ttya'llz later!!
Full, -officially 15- and content at that,
Joel (15! a decade and a half!! what a geezer I am!!)
</joel> <!--09:21-->
<joel> Bring out the streamers, the cheesy hats and Dollorama party favours!!! yes everyone, it IS my birthday. (not to brag,) but I'll be turning 15 today! whoo! raise the roof!!! anywho, last night, mom bought me this most WoNdErFuL hat for my birthday present, I'm going to love it forever, it's a tad difficult to describe, it's gray, something like a bucket hat but much warmer. so ya, then we mosied on over to the theaters from there, JF and Amanda showed, (of course,) poor Amanda was in bad spirits, but TRUST me, she cheered up when we were 'through' with her! (no, not what you were thinking, you sick-minded icko!) the movie re-traumatised me, but Alicia is now permanantly phased. Amanda went through a few shocks for herself, but said it was, in the end, a good movie. If Mariel had came, she'd have screamed, vomited and then promptly left the theater weeping. ya! she's scared of a lot of things. oh oh oh! can't forget the Spongebob Squarepants poster present I got from Amanda!!! omg, it adds so much of a funky and diverse flair to my room, I think I'll faint! no, that wouldn't be enough to make me faint... maybe if I wore my hat. yes, that's it! anywho, that's all from my 15-year-old self, so bye bye!!!
Happy Birthday To I.R.,
One Traumatised Little Skank
</joel> <!--21:50-->
<joel> since I'll be back at like midnight after the movie, I'd might as well update now. I spent the afternoon with my dearest friend Alicia, we chatted, went to the park, paid a visit to Jim Bum's, and then hung out chez elle, abusing some Sim family I created (the "Homo" family; two scandelously clad dudes by the name of Justa and Skanky.) I put them in a small, windowless room with one bed and no food, sleep or water, and a swimming pool, it was pretty scary stuff, let's just say the Grim Reaper had a good time! anyways, we're gonig to go shopping ('we' designating Mom, myself and Alicia) at some various stores and then to join Amanda and JF before the movie, and then to go in and be traumatised!! anywho, that's all from me, see ya'lls latah!!!!
Saying Goodbye To Fourteen,
J14L
</joel> <!--07:03-->
/archives